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Eyes Demotivational Poster

OHIO STATE BUCKEYES - Their chicks even make Michigan girls look pretty.

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Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by kellyvanrijn

caveman - May 15, 2012, 8:55 pm
Both your posters would also do well on sporting breakdown
caveman - May 15, 2012, 8:55 pm
Both your posters would also do well on sporting breakdown
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:26 pm
Sorry for the repeat comments. Screen didn't refresh when I tried to post comment
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:25 pm
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:24 pm
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L
fan4camping - May 15, 2012, 8:24 pm
I'm from Michigan, and I approve this message. 5L

WHY - Spiders will never be called "Cute."

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Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by Shyanne

Insaniac - December 31, 2009, 10:26 am
Awwwwwww, adorable.
Zed - December 7, 2009, 2:59 pm
Well, damnit, I think he's cute.
Shyanne - December 7, 2009, 11:56 am
Scary fuck!

SQUIRRELS - They're staring into your soul

THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE - Are unseen That's why we close our eyes When we KISS.....CRY and DREAM

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Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Sho

marlygirl - April 14, 2011, 6:54 pm
5L. magnificent
Sho - March 26, 2011, 4:45 pm
lisabwells - March 26, 2011, 4:42 pm
This is so beautiful!
rerun - March 21, 2011, 8:34 pm

Reality Lord - March 21, 2011, 2:07 pm



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Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Sean - November 27, 2009, 2:38 pm
What do you think they are all in line for, spacedog?
spacedog - November 27, 2009, 11:44 am
I can't imagine having litter boxes for all those cats, so I guess your garden is full of crap.
CANADA - November 27, 2009, 11:34 am
WTF, are you some crazy cat lady?

COACH HINES - He will set you on fire like a charcoal burkite.

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Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by Todd M.

Todd M. - June 27, 2009, 2:25 am
lawl, steroid bust one was classic! cant really decide which one is my favorite. ice cream rant is near the top
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 2:06 am
For pete's pepper son, just try not to misquote again, or this chalk's going up your nose, and out your finger... and that's impossible!
Todd M. - June 27, 2009, 1:56 am
didn't think ya were insulting, i just typed in dictionary.com something that sounded like what he said and looked at the suggestions they gave and thats the first one i saw. gonna have to make a different one cause coach hines would not approve! lol
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 1:52 am
It's motifake... all in good fun. I really like Coach Hines' skits.
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 1:51 am
Just ribbing ya.... no insult meant. Say a line or two, thought I'd run with them.
Todd M. - June 27, 2009, 1:50 am
agdaniele it was hard to hear what he said from the laughter. i figured it was either briquette or burkite(to murder, as by suffocation, to leave no or few marks of violence). with the context of his rants i felt burkite was the more logical choice.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:30 am
man I've been meaning to ask. What's the story behind your Nik? My GF is called Danielle and she was pretty sure you must be a chick. based on past comments, I'm sure you're not. so wtf?
agdaniele - June 25, 2009, 12:22 am
mooooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:15 am
OK I get it.....you're sick Aggy.(the love of Guinness should have given that away)
mooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:05 am
Also. Open ended quotes are dumb.
mooooooooooooooooooooo - June 25, 2009, 12:04 am
good one. but I don't get the "maps of Hawaii reference.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:51 pm
HA!!! You didn't think they'd check it out with a black light, huh? Maps of hawaii!!!
moooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:48 pm
I was gonna return my new logitech set and buy one but future shop said "no returns on stained items" whatever that means.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:46 pm
Tsk, tsk.... you need to upgrade to the 3.0 emotifake comment keyboard. It coats comments in sarcasm, laughter, etc.
mooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:44 pm
I know, how come no one can read my inflection on the internet?
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:38 pm
I was loosely referring to Pyrite... thought I'd be as far off as his spelling of briquette.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:37 pm
It was sarcasm, mooooo.
mooooooooooooooo - June 24, 2009, 11:32 pm
You're thinking of Burkeite. But that doesn't make this poster funny.
agdaniele - June 24, 2009, 11:23 pm
Burkite? Isn't that fool's gold?

OH SHIT - I dropped my eyes

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Rating: 1.93/5

More motifakes by Nickisme123

Sleeves - May 7, 2010, 1:17 am
shoulda made an Akbar joke
Nickisme123 - March 8, 2010, 11:44 pm
yeah lol
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2010, 11:08 pm
This one......Not so much.


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Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Sho

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 13, 2014, 10:49 am
[email protected]! And I thought my cat wa5 creepy. We're missing the point here, Sho. You owe me a clean pair of pants.
Fentroll - June 21, 2012, 12:44 am
Creepy, love it!



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Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by Wytch

CaptMickeyd - May 15, 2013, 4:24 pm
I had never seen him that way before.lol
zoomer296 - February 21, 2013, 9:22 pm
I agree with nj35, that doesn't look like a swastika.
nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:32 pm
The Iron Cross, is not a Nazi sign fail!
Verdeckt - August 9, 2011, 4:16 am
Can't say i looked that closely Forseti but I'll take your word for it. 5 Cringers
forseti - August 9, 2011, 3:29 am
you forgot the small penis! 5 Orkos
Wytch - August 9, 2011, 3:04 am
Thanks, I also have the complete series. Geeks unite! lol
Alixian - August 9, 2011, 2:47 am
Genius, absolute genius, I don't know how I never joined the dots on that one, i got the complete series on DVD

YOUR BALLS - I'll smash them.


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Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by gas

champ99 - August 8, 2011, 2:31 pm
gas - August 7, 2011, 2:36 am
and imagination has no limits... thx all for the votes :)
tellitlikeitis - August 6, 2011, 10:21 pm
That's life and human nature.... unfortunately.
Verdeckt - August 6, 2011, 7:30 pm
mariand - August 6, 2011, 1:53 pm
true 5tory...
Reality Lord - August 6, 2011, 1:10 pm


BEAUTIFUL EYES - Keep telling her you love her eyes, and give her another bottle.

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Rating: 4.54/5

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OOOGLEY BOOOGLEY - It gets them ALL the time!

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Rating: 3.62/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Cubbybear - February 5, 2010, 5:17 pm
I jsut love that SONY ad with Justin Timberlake
Produceman117 - February 5, 2010, 5:16 pm
Ha! Nice change of pace. 5L.
thatonechick - February 5, 2010, 5:03 pm
I LoL'd. Thanks, man.


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Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 8:14 pm
Wild, eH!!!
Haarakkon - June 23, 2009, 8:13 pm
Knockin' On Heaven's Door by Dylan gave me a near-life experience.
Haarakkon - June 23, 2009, 8:11 pm
Wow, this thing pulses with the percussion section no matter what song is playing.
MO - June 23, 2009, 7:41 pm
Can't not stare......so purdy...
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 7:37 pm
*hands Mo a foil hat* Dammit I told you not to stare!!! My screen is shakin' again!
MO - June 23, 2009, 7:33 pm
I knew it! First they go after our women.....frickin pure evil!
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 7:31 pm
And you know Mo this is another Canadian Tire mind control trick!!!
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 6:54 pm
*psst* ummm, are ya done yet. And guess what, I'm drinkin' a PBR! Man this is too weird!!! *checks to see in the mirror if his neck is turning red*
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:50 pm
FOR CHRIST SAKE BONE!!! Don't be sayin it so loud!!
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 6:39 pm
Stop shaken' the screen...I'm just sayin'
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:36 pm
Sign me up!! I've re-done 3rd grade...like 5 times, but I seem to not be able to shake my conjunctivitis....
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 6:32 pm
you know Mo there is a one handed typing class
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:28 pm
Oh, and your poster distracteded me from spelling brite....right! Or is that write? Wait! THUMP, THUMP...THUMP, THUMP.....
MO - June 23, 2009, 6:22 pm
Bone! Tunnel =1!! You know this ....man! (this tunnel gets 5 light brights though!!)
BoneCD - June 23, 2009, 5:57 pm
You go Mo!!!
MO - June 23, 2009, 5:29 pm
All I see are BOOBIES!!!


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Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:43 am
Reality Lord - June 30, 2010, 2:03 pm

ditto :)
culos - June 29, 2010, 4:41 am
Have to agree with Cubby, first sign of intelligence on your part, well done!
Reality Lord - June 27, 2010, 10:54 pm

whoa..a five from cubby...honored dude..for real.
Cubbybear - June 27, 2010, 10:47 pm
5/5 I like the use of words
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 27, 2010, 10:26 pm


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Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Airman

ICEMAN - October 25, 2010, 2:30 am
Airman... I ain't even gonna ask how you got that pic of Mooooooooooooooooo
forseti - October 20, 2010, 7:21 pm
oh my gosh! disgusting pink shower curtain!!! nsfw!
Airman - October 20, 2010, 4:53 pm
your welcome! (you should have been on this end during the pasting)
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 4:31 pm
thanks airman, I wasn't sure I wanted to keep my lunch down anyway. =)


A NIGHT ON THE TOWN. - Why stay home tonight honey? Let's go clubbing!

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Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 13, 2009, 1:01 am
has to be the sheep 1. 5 preemptive lions.
TheTrashHeap - June 13, 2009, 12:59 am
Its nice to be encouraged i have 1 in the approval q and i don't want to let you guys down.
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 13, 2009, 12:57 am
Ah, 2.9 the sign of a truly good motifake.
TheTrashHeap - June 13, 2009, 12:55 am
Thanks Mo TheTrashHeap is a much happier persona than Canuck was. TheTrashHeap just wants to enjoy motifake. TheTrashHeap has spoken
MO - June 13, 2009, 12:52 am
Trash...I sea what you did there....3 times in one comment! And I give it my whole hearted seal of approval!!!!
MO - June 13, 2009, 12:40 am
Me thinks that you boys are missing the golden rule! The younger the seal....the tighter it is!!! And as you all know... everybody loves.....wait...for......it....you know it's coming.....A TIGHT SEAL!!!!!!!
moooooooooooooooo - June 13, 2009, 12:32 am
puns=lowest form of humour. except political jokes,Chuck Norris jokes,mindfucks and anything WTFO posts..........All in good fun WTFO don't use your military contacts to hunt me down and club me.
TheTrashHeap - June 13, 2009, 12:27 am
I don't harbour some repressed love for seals! Don't harp at me I aint lion!
BoneCD - June 12, 2009, 4:31 pm
A what?
Sean - June 12, 2009, 4:28 pm
Dude's a sealopaedophile ... that's sooo (understandably) wrong.
LogicDude - June 12, 2009, 4:22 pm
This is a BABY seal...he's waaaay too young to go clu-ooooooh...that is so wrong.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2009, 1:47 pm
Also, Love the Dennis Leary reference tags.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 12, 2009, 1:43 pm
I see what you did there. 5 Lions

We were never quite sure -

TRANSFORMERS - They're watching you!

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Rating: 4.63/5

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"My eyes are up here!" -

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Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

Swampfox - April 27, 2013, 8:48 pm
Tell your breasts to quit staring at my eyes...

REAL BEAUTY - is powerful. It has no need for skimpy clothes, plunging necklines or naked skin

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Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by RandomPixilator

RandomPixilator - August 8, 2011, 8:19 pm
Come to think of it, for all we know, `she' could be a `he'..
ISeeRedPeople - August 8, 2011, 2:05 pm
She doesn't shave or bathe! Still pretty?
rerun - August 10, 2010, 10:20 pm

simply stunning
RandomPixilator - July 5, 2010, 11:23 pm
I agree with all of ya. Especially the make-up bit. Try convincing my daughter of this fact..
Lord of Da - July 2, 2010, 9:39 am
And it doesn't need Photoshop.
MisterJJ - July 2, 2010, 9:17 am
Nice, but real beauty doesn't need so much makeup either.
RandomPixilator - July 2, 2010, 3:02 am
Ahaa, I never said they did..
Derek - July 2, 2010, 2:27 am
- but those things don't hurt

FLEA MARKET MONTGOMERY - It's just like... It's just like... A Mini-mawl...

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Rating: 1.46/5

More motifakes by Ross

13thCat - May 12, 2009, 6:01 am
Oh god this made me lol


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Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Sho

nonanon - May 6, 2012, 2:37 am
they're so shiny...
holymoly - May 5, 2012, 4:57 pm
Fantastic. And creepy as fcuk... good show SHO.. 5L
crankyhead - May 5, 2012, 4:07 pm

HYPNOSIS - Just....uhmm....wow....don't look into her eyes.

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Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Atari Mitsuku

agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 5:37 pm
I...... mean...... must buy Wii.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 5:36 pm
But really... what else is there to stare at?
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 5:36 pm
I'll be damned... he's got a point.


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Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by xXxMorouneyxXx

Silvermist - April 13, 2009, 10:33 pm
Definitely, without them, our fruit may look like that!


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Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by giulio

Joshy8632 - November 16, 2009, 2:25 pm
SVT - October 16, 2009, 5:18 pm
why pick? go for both.
bastian - October 15, 2009, 6:49 am
i'd pick the mom
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2009, 6:06 pm
Great Minds think alike.#63538
CANADA - October 14, 2009, 3:27 pm
True! but im still more of a "Live the moment" type a guy


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Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 8:37 am

einstien was a forgiving soul. and google told me to spell it that way. evil bastards they be.
ICEMAN - June 29, 2010, 12:59 am
EINSTEIN would kick your azz for misspelling his name.
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 8:23 pm
Thanks Man, I just Kept Trying Till I found My Style Which Apparenly is "depressing and anti-war"
Reality Lord - June 28, 2010, 8:12 pm

you know dude when i started making this i was a total noob. actually having one of mine rejected due to nsfw made me re-thing. some are for laughs but i hope all have the quality. ps...your stuff rocks
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 6:06 pm
Im Gonna Pass You Some Words I was Given By A lot of the GreyBeards... "Remember Quality Above Quantity"
Reality Lord - June 28, 2010, 5:57 pm

whoa..truely humbling. seven votes...all 5. and scorpian...niiiiice. i've gotten hooked on making these things. as for einstien...the man didn't need his science, he was a genious on all levels.
GreyScorpion - June 28, 2010, 5:48 pm
I have to laugh at you RL, that's 2 "Einsteins" you've been called on. 5L
Hawamleh - June 28, 2010, 5:47 pm
5ls Truly De-motivating !
forseti - June 28, 2010, 4:35 pm

EYE CANDY - It ain't always about the babes

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Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by rerun

spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:00 pm
Yikes! 5 runny centers.

POWERTHIRST - It's energy for men! MENERGY!!!

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Rating: 2.16/5

More motifakes by cblake

GoForthAndDie - November 9, 2008, 5:23 pm
He's just a sucker with no self-esteem/Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
Tony-USAF - September 24, 2008, 4:47 pm
Mother Nature will be like "sloooow doooown" and you'll be like, "fu*k you!" and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!
Arpaleggia - September 13, 2008, 5:45 pm
Lmao! Menergy!

LOOK ME IN THE EYE - and tell me you've never wanted to ride me, not even once

EYES - ON TARGET Although the recent budget cuts have taken their toll on training..

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Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

Sidereal - January 26, 2010, 8:23 am
The best of the best of the best... of the rest


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Rating: 3.76/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Noname5 - September 27, 2011, 11:39 am
souldnt it be she┬┤s hurt? would make more sence imo

OM NOM NOM - ... what a gorgeous bracelet

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Rating: 3.17/5

More motifakes by forseti

rerun - July 12, 2012, 11:08 am

LOL, feeling the love
forseti - July 12, 2012, 8:24 am
Come on, rerun, at least it's about jew-elry! You have to like it!!! :D
rerun - July 10, 2012, 6:36 pm

Dammit Forseti....as Achmed the dead terrorist likes to say "silence!, I keel you"
forseti - July 10, 2012, 11:59 am
She... she is a pron stra? Damn it. Anyway, still a nice bracelet.
vins87 - July 5, 2012, 10:47 am
sorry i mean MULANI RIVERA
vins87 - July 5, 2012, 10:47 am
forseti - May 31, 2010, 3:35 am
visit www.gorgeous-bracelets.com! BTW: I'll mail your mom about your fetish...
Squall85 - May 29, 2010, 11:43 am
Who is this girl!? I can't find her anywhere. Give me a name or a URL where I can find more (parts) of her. Thank you!
phydeaux - March 16, 2010, 6:17 pm
Sounds like you should have called in CAS aggy...
agdaniele - March 15, 2010, 11:05 pm
Case in point.... kevlar, I am sorry for banning you... I was laying down suppressive fire on a timmy who kept popping up, and you walked right into the target area. I have to say, if you weren't kevlar, you probably wouldn't have survived.
rerun - March 15, 2010, 11:00 pm

@kevlar - I have no idea who she is, probably an "adult entertainer". Somebody here will know, bunch of pervs (not me, I don't believe in porn, nope...not at all)
rerun - March 15, 2010, 10:52 pm

to eat or smoke? Yes
agdaniele - March 15, 2010, 10:48 pm
Well, now that you ask.... this banhammer wielding has made me a bit sore. I've got O Fortuna playing while the baby oil heats up in the microwave. Do you like mushrooms?
rerun - March 15, 2010, 10:47 pm

I am =feeling a little frisky, what do you have in mind, sailor?
agdaniele - March 15, 2010, 10:45 pm
Sorry, rerun... All of his usernames and IPs are permanently banned. Anybody else feeling frisky tonight?
rerun - March 15, 2010, 10:43 pm

we wil see how he is next Monday, after 6pm
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 15, 2010, 10:41 pm
But I wanna watch...I got my garbage bag and goggles all ready...it's going to be like a Gallagher show...or a GWAR concert...hehehe
martyr - March 15, 2010, 10:36 pm
got banned for a soliloquy about an bracelet. and that was called poor behaviour. Who'd have thunk this at motifake?!? Hope you let me play again soon. forseti
agdaniele - March 15, 2010, 10:32 pm
I wouldn't stand too close, DSA... I'm gonna be swinging this hammer pretty hard.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 15, 2010, 10:29 pm
wow...someone the mods hate more than me...foresti...you see that glimmer in the corner of your eye? That's your Motifake career expiration light...it just went into high gear...
kevlar - March 15, 2010, 10:25 pm
Who is this girl????
agdaniele - March 15, 2010, 10:24 pm
Hello there, foreskin. I'm Aggy. I'll be your moderator for this evening. How are you doing so far?
CANADA - March 15, 2010, 10:21 pm
1 Lion
rerun - March 15, 2010, 9:48 pm

give it a rest. changing IP addresses to come back will only make thinks worse for you.
f0rseti - March 15, 2010, 9:44 pm
You have been banned from this board until Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:24 pm. Reason given for ban: poor behaviour rofl - ok, you're the boss. i will learn from this brace _ let me in again, please! :-*
rerun - March 15, 2010, 9:31 pm

well, for the next week you are dead. wish granted
DreMagnum - March 15, 2010, 9:24 pm
Now I wish I would have 1 lioned this
forseti - March 15, 2010, 9:11 pm
I will - or i'll die as a martyr for all the bracelets in the world. rerun - rerun - rerun...
rerun - March 15, 2010, 8:41 pm

no, it won't and you won't be here long enougn to make that happen
forseti - March 15, 2010, 8:32 pm
I only promote this gorgeous bracelet and its petential! If you wait long enough, it will be a great running gag. Not as great as this bracelet, but close to...
rerun - March 15, 2010, 7:27 pm

too bad you have to repeat yourself. That shows that you need to self promote which does not work well here. This pic had a lot of potential.
forseti - March 15, 2010, 7:11 pm
But your Brain only wants this bracelet, right?!?
DreMagnum - March 15, 2010, 7:00 pm
Your comments made me want to 1L this.
forseti - March 15, 2010, 6:59 pm
Did I say yet that the bracelet is gorgeous?!
forseti - March 14, 2010, 8:22 pm
I have to repeat myself: What a gorgeous bracelet!!

EYES - Look into my eyes and hear what I'm not saying, for my eyes speak louder than my voice ever will....Unknown.

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Rating: 4.83/5

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kay9kabang - February 12, 2012, 5:41 pm
yes, I noticed it 3 seconds after posting...
gas - November 26, 2011, 2:10 am
just seen this one... beautiful
thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 10:48 am
Dis stain right here? Spaghetti sauce.
corneredbadger - August 13, 2010, 10:47 am
im pretty sure you meant disdain instead of distain.



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Rating: 3.7/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

CloudchaserS - February 1, 2012, 2:09 am
If that wore glasses, it'd be eight eyes
lgvernon - January 31, 2012, 6:42 pm

You're right~
jig - January 31, 2012, 1:58 pm
four eyes !

HYPNOSIS - Look into my eyes, you're getting sleepy Wait a min..Stop smiling dammit! DO I LOOK LIKE I'M JOKING?!

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Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

50cal - September 13, 2010, 10:38 am
Kind of creepy!

WHITE PEOPLE - Because Japanese people aren't physically interesting enough to be featured in popular anime.

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Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by VinceVicious

cthulhufhtagn - May 31, 2011, 7:15 am
I DID... Have a look on http://cthulhufhtagn1987.deviantart.com/
VinceVicious - May 24, 2011, 1:44 am
You're right. It's not racist either. Now if only I could think of some new decent posters...
cthulhufhtagn - May 24, 2011, 1:42 am
This is most likely not racist but people WILL feel insulted, no matter what the author intended(Anyone but a total moron would know th)... And, there are no ethnicities in the Naruto universe like on ours, so "white", "Japanese" etc simply doesn't apply.
yuuki1 - October 4, 2010, 5:16 pm
Japanese are certainly much more physically interesting then author of this poster. Get life, pathetic troll.
aesop's folly - November 9, 2009, 8:33 am
teh he, 5/5
jesus mc finnigan - February 10, 2009, 12:18 pm
idk about this but i certainly do love mudkips
spitfire111 - January 6, 2009, 11:35 pm
Sometime it wonder me about this but I think it had more to do with representing their personality through appearance rather than white people look better than japanese. You know like "blond is more fun" stuff..
VinceVicious - December 30, 2008, 11:32 pm
Without a title and witty subtitle, you would be more pissed.
Suh-weet - December 26, 2008, 10:25 am
ARGH. Sick of these fucking anime posters. FUCK OFF!

WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN - Cannot Be Unseen....

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Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by RAWR

jake - October 26, 2009, 9:03 am
This guy looks like he has glaucoma
Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 3:48 pm
Don't even talk about that! I felt so betrayed...never have I been so ashamed of mechs.
thatdude - October 25, 2009, 3:43 pm
End of Evangelion perhaps
Monica - October 25, 2009, 1:17 pm
Two Girls, One Cup? Or Perhaps The Scary Maze Game.

AAAWWWWWW - Who doesn't love big eyes?

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Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Katirako

agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 2:18 pm
No, not really. You should've seen the dozen I rejected.
Kung-Fu Devil - June 5, 2010, 1:34 pm
WTF? This isn't a motifake...

REAL NINJAS USE GUNS - Katanas are for pussies!

SUCKING - Having been 1500 days And you lose to Purdue Sucking- Michigan Football


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Rick69 - April 2, 2012, 5:23 pm
Thank you... :) Not sure if they are photo-shopped or not; But their eyes... Words cannot describe their eyes... And especially this one's mischievous "I know your weakness" eyes...
gas - April 2, 2012, 5:10 pm
saw that pic today.. very nicely done!


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rerun - August 6, 2010, 10:15 pm

perhaps you should see the last 6 letters of this poster title, apply it to yourself when you return....in about 7 days
fred - August 6, 2010, 10:08 pm
Perhaps you should look up the definition of that word.


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flint - October 18, 2010, 6:01 pm
I like this, 5l

WIN THE JACKPOT! - Figure out who's tired on this picture an win a trip around the world!

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'ELLO - My name's Albert... I'm here for the interview.

CIRCUMCISION - I Fear She's Meshugge


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shmoe13 - December 8, 2010, 5:48 pm
keep yout children and family close


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Sho - March 22, 2013, 3:24 pm
I know right.
Zetmonk - March 18, 2013, 1:19 am
I like this. Who decided bad can't be good?
GaryO - March 17, 2013, 12:07 pm
Nice try, Sho, nice try.


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motifayk - January 28, 2013, 10:02 am
These days its the only thing anybody ever has.
MissPriss - January 27, 2013, 12:30 pm
Ya mean there's still hope for me? Teehee

EYES - The Window To Our Soul... But Sadly... Opaque For The Dust Of The Life...

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TailsDoll - July 20, 2010, 10:00 pm
Thank you...I will try making more eyes Motifakes... I love eyes xD :D
Reality Lord - July 20, 2010, 12:34 am

Cubbybear - July 19, 2010, 11:30 pm
Good job 5/5

silent treatment -

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BoneCD - June 18, 2013, 4:56 pm
Oh the horror of it...5L
5150monkeylove - June 11, 2013, 2:30 am
Yep, what she said. And another creeper to sleep by.
Ism - June 10, 2013, 4:14 pm
Again SHO... you have me Unnerved... and Praying... not for you... but that your Trial will be televised... 5L's
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 3:22 pm

Just excellent. A paraprosdokian story!~
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 3:21 pm

Just excellent. A paraprosdokian story!~


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djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 2:23 pm
I have, and always figured him Air Force; plus, the name 'n all. ;) I'm really surprised the Apache sunset pic for REWARDS (#147312) hadn't been used, and that they weren't all winners (#30512). But, that was a looong time ago...
Sho - January 25, 2012, 11:38 am
You think HE likes the army.....you should look at Airman's posters
djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 8:30 am
Thanks! :D No preference, actually. Just found some really cool military pics that happened to feature such. *shrug*
suzieq - January 24, 2012, 9:17 pm
man, you post good stuff, but you sure like the army

NORWEGIAN WOOD - Isn't it good

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EYE EXAMS - Because men see the world a little different that women...we developed this chart.

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birddseedd - December 19, 2011, 12:07 pm
ctrl +++ doesent go in far enough.....
R.S.Jake - April 20, 2010, 10:56 am
I gave it 4 because I can't see the bottom line! Damnit!
Kung-Fu Devil - April 20, 2010, 5:06 am
I gave it a 2 because of the typo.

EXPRESSIONS - The "WTF YOU SAID GIRL?" Emphasis being on WTF.

JAZZ HANDS - feeling down? have a rave! (with this guy!)

(EPIC) WIN - now also at your local optician time to fix those eyes

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Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 12:03 am
Awesome! Action figures! 5/5

EYES VS. FINGERS - There Can Only Be On Winner

Gerard Way -

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mizzdizz - June 14, 2015, 4:25 am

EYES - Angry Helicopter has them...and they are watching you!

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phydeaux - January 24, 2010, 6:16 pm
dang, you're right, I missed that. IF it can be deleted I'll fix that and resubmit.
Cubbybear - January 24, 2010, 6:15 pm
com tagged right hand corner


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MO - June 22, 2009, 8:27 pm
Hey! This not de! I'm MOtivated!!


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Chateaux - August 19, 2009, 11:24 am
6L if possible!!!
CANADA - August 19, 2009, 9:34 am
that made me laugh till tears


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ProfessorMohawk - August 29, 2011, 8:36 pm
what? i don't see wha...shit, its the Clinton's! my eyes my goddamn eye

DOOM CHILD - If he was ginger, I'd be shitting myself.

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Arpaleggia - October 27, 2008, 7:16 pm
If his name is Damian... oh shi-



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Houseplant - June 17, 2012, 12:35 pm
Just feed me beer once in and while and i'll be just fine...5L
Sho - June 16, 2012, 1:34 pm
Lol since those grow in the wild here, no one has them xD
gas - June 15, 2012, 8:35 pm
I also had a cactus once xD

D E S I R E - Every time I close my eyes, I feel you with me.

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rerun - February 11, 2012, 6:48 pm

this would be great at motitwist
HallieMarie - February 10, 2012, 5:34 pm
Lol, ha ha ha... =P
BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 5:12 pm
you misspl5lled 'inside' :)

MOTIFAKE - A site for sore eyes.

EYES - What has been seen, can not be unseen.

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Cubbybear - January 24, 2010, 6:15 pm
It burns!

BEAUTY - it's all in the eyes

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ICEMAN - March 27, 2011, 3:16 am
But there was an airbrush. Photoshop's older brother.
guyfox - March 26, 2011, 4:59 pm
for most of the years the magazine was around there was no photoshop
guyfox - March 26, 2011, 4:59 pm
for most of the years the magazine was around there was no photoshop
ICEMAN - March 25, 2011, 10:32 pm
You're kidding with that... right?
guyfox - March 25, 2011, 10:20 pm
it's from PLAYBOY not photoshopped
djinnyf - March 25, 2011, 8:41 pm
Yeah... especially fake, makeup photoshopped eyes! Oh you guys.... xx
guyfox - August 24, 2010, 10:01 pm
in all serious.........I believe it lies in the eyes
AdmiralAckbar - August 24, 2010, 4:36 pm
I agree, but we use eyes as a code word for boobs.

HUNGRY EYES - Kind of creepy...that's no disguise

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Anonymous2 - January 26, 2010, 6:07 pm
But does he feel the magic between her and him? He obviously has her in his sights, but did he take her by surprise?
Claire - January 25, 2010, 10:02 pm
You're just crankin 'em out, Cubby!


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MasterMachine - June 12, 2010, 10:15 am
not the best pic, but still, details make everything better ;D

"COME HITHER MY DARLING" - This is how it's said in Japanese...

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GreyScorpion - July 27, 2010, 4:30 pm
Come here my darling,.. and here,.. and here,... and here,... and maybe here, oh, and most definetely here... "Baby Please, I'm not from Havana!"
agdaniele - July 26, 2010, 11:29 pm
In Japanese, it's called 1R

HYPNOTISM - ...It usually works better if you look at my eyes

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ben - October 2, 2009, 7:23 pm
she's got braces ewwwwww

COACH HINES - Do not think that he will not suplex you!

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agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 9:25 am

SMEAGOL - Challenged you to a stareing contest. can you win the prize money without blinking?



EPIC - Those... eyes... can't look... a-away...

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aaa - September 8, 2009, 3:11 pm
This picture is MANY years old. I remember seeing this in National Geographic when I was a kid. I've seen a recent photo of her; not so pretty now. Unfortunate. Still, GORGEOUS eyes!!!!
Lena - September 8, 2009, 1:24 am
Is... THIS why they hide their women? Pritty eyes!
LogicDude - September 7, 2009, 12:11 am
Yeah...they recently published an updated pic of her. Let's just say that Afghanistan isn't a place where looks last long. It might also explain the whole face veil thing.
Informator - September 7, 2009, 12:06 am
ooooh this picture :o i love this photo...so she friggin prettyyyy >.
agdaniele - September 6, 2009, 9:26 pm
Pretty face overall.


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Cubbybear - August 8, 2010, 10:51 pm
@Ice .Yup that's the island of Mahus.tranny Hawaii.
rerun - August 8, 2010, 9:41 pm

good info to have Cubby.....especially when planning that Thai Man-Boy vacation...Hawaii is so much less expensive.
ICEMAN - August 8, 2010, 9:40 pm
Molokai, the former leper colony?
Cubbybear - August 8, 2010, 9:36 pm
Funny thing with island girls is there is no middle ground. They're either really beautiful or super ugly. On the island of Molokai half of them might be guys....5/5



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Cubbybear - December 12, 2010, 1:43 pm
GreyScorpion - December 12, 2010, 10:32 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2010, 4:40 am
All?....Meh. Lol......I guess we do.
Cubbybear - December 12, 2010, 3:00 am
We all miss you....


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Current Resident - February 6, 2010, 8:07 pm
Oops! I think the drugs of our youth are finally kicking in. 5L
BoneCD - January 9, 2010, 4:49 pm
Bravo 5 stoned tripin' Poodles
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 9, 2010, 2:42 pm
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 2:41 pm
Ba- dum dum.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 9, 2010, 2:38 pm
Why don't preists use bookmarks?......they prefer to bend their pages........that one's for you Aesop.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 2:34 pm
Pshhhh... I remember when the priests liked the feisty boys. They've really lost their edge.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 2:34 pm
COuldn't word it better, mooooo.
rerun - January 9, 2010, 2:29 pm

his parents, they have no choice. his Priest wouldn't like him even if he was an alter boy
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 9, 2010, 2:27 pm
I'll rephrase......I feel bad for the people around him, His parents and his Priest....is that better.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 2:27 pm
Such the thenthitive mooooo.
rerun - January 9, 2010, 2:17 pm

you feel bad for him? bad enough to share your poppies? I didn't think so.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 9, 2010, 2:16 pm
I feel bad for him.... I truly do.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 2:08 pm
When he's done with the circle jerks, it'll be too late.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 9, 2010, 2:06 pm
But can you refine them before Aesop's narc friends find me?
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 2:05 pm
Awwwww.... we can find you some poppies... papi.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 9, 2010, 1:52 pm
I thought they were poppies........I have lost interest.
Bartimaeus - January 9, 2010, 1:50 pm
lol There won't be enough left over to push up daisies. 5
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 9, 2010, 1:47 pm
Oy vey!!!!! Rerun is correct.
rerun - January 9, 2010, 1:45 pm

I thought Moooooooooooo came here for the Kosher humor I provide and my password for jewishgirlsgonewild
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 9, 2010, 1:44 pm
I'm good btw Aggy....Hold on... the Gremlin is asking for more Bissell liquid......
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 1:41 pm
Furthermore, aesop, the negativity ends now. You need to keep your comments to yourself if they can't be constructive or at least in reference to the picture or poster.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 9, 2010, 1:40 pm
BTW Aesop....no he couldn't.....so nyaaa nyaa nyaa.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 9, 2010, 1:35 pm
Oh yeah, thanks for clearing that up......Hey Aesop.....Go fuck your hat!
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 1:34 pm
Because you like burritos?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 9, 2010, 1:33 pm
I've fucking had it!....Why did I ever come here in the first place?
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 1:32 pm
LOL - how you doin' mooooo?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 9, 2010, 1:31 pm
That's it. I'm sick of being Criticized....I'm leaving this site for good!.
rerun - January 9, 2010, 10:24 am

aesop, lighten up and take what is written by others for what it is, jokes and sarcasm. Not to sound like a mod, comments like yours tend to get people banned. Sorry mods, I had to say it
aesop's folly - January 9, 2010, 10:13 am
mooooooooooooooooooo, u realize that if someone in law enforcement were to feal particularly jackass, he could force this site to give him ur ip and get you arrested by that, or a warrant to get your hair to test for drugs
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 9, 2010, 9:22 am
LSD is neither a "trip" or a "journey".....If you've ever been there (and I have....many times) you'd know it was an "Experience"............Excuse me for a minute, There's a Gremlin shampooing my carpets..............6L
HareRama - January 9, 2010, 8:56 am
"acid is not a trip... it's a journey" ,I think I'll use it. Anyway 5L


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Bartimaeus - July 27, 2010, 2:21 am
Nice, Cubby. Things going well at home? 5l

WHEN A WOMAN IS TALKING TO YOU - listen to what she says with her eyes

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BLUE EYES - Beautiful Blue Eyes pull you in, Make you long for her love, She is forever out of your league.

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zombiestomper69 - November 9, 2010, 8:32 am
Blue eyes get cataracts :D


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rerun - February 12, 2010, 10:48 am

virgin? Well, just that once
Treehodger - February 12, 2010, 10:44 am
Or for Vagina!... Also Valium. And even Vortex. Some of the best "V-words" out there.
Derek - December 17, 2009, 5:01 pm
V for lots of things, especially 5.
thatonechick - December 17, 2009, 11:27 am
Yes, well, you're just mad cuz Derek doesn't start with a V. A V for Vendetta, actually.
Derek - December 16, 2009, 7:23 pm
You know I hate you 'cause your feet's too big

THE EX - Ever have the feeling she watching every move you make?

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Mark - May 15, 2009, 11:26 am
Golf also plays into my other favorite pass time...drinking beer. Fishing offers opportunity but you have pull into shore to pee or else the fish taste funny.
Mark - May 15, 2009, 11:24 am
...score on an NHL goalie, etc. Golf gets me out in the fresh air and sunshine. I'd be there right now if there was some sunshine to be had here.
Mark - May 15, 2009, 11:22 am
Sean - The other incentive golf offers is that on any given day, it's possible (not very likely) that I, an average player, could out score Tiger Woods on a given hole. You aren't going to hit a homer off a Major League pitcher, strike out a ML hitter,...
Mark - May 15, 2009, 11:14 am
Thank You sir. I like it when some one agrees with my point. (It's a treat because it happens so rarely.)
Haarakkon - May 15, 2009, 11:08 am
Y'know, that's a very good point, Mark. If a player blows it, they don't get the big bucks.
Mark - May 15, 2009, 10:44 am
...where players get millions to sit on the bench and literally pick their nose. Have you ever tried walking 18 holes carrying about 50 pounds on your back? Have you ever seen Natalie Gulbis or Tiger Woods' wife? Once again Sean...Booo! (Cool Picture)
Mark - May 15, 2009, 10:41 am
Booo Sean Booo! I find that those who hate golf have either never tried it or that when they tried it they found one more thing they suck at. As a pro-sport I like the idea that if you don't do well, you don't get paid...unlike so many other pro-sports...
bob Chin - May 15, 2009, 10:25 am
It's actually the waste of perfectly good land that I find abhorrent. Instead of building houses, we line this things called holes with condos. It's not your home, and you don't really own it, but it overlooks a hole. Damn golf and all its trappings!
Sean - May 14, 2009, 8:14 pm
Why doesn't anyone hate golf with the same white hot intensity that I do? It's knitting for men. You know that all of your best days are way the fuck behind you when ....